Another fro muncle Peter ...

A Catholic Heart Attack


A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open
heart bypass surgery.

He woke from the surgery to find himself in the
care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was
recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding
how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked:
"Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said:
"I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied,
"Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

(author unknown)