Nth to say

Joke 1 : A man is dying of cancer.
His son asked him " Dad why do u keep telling people that you're dying of AIDS?

Dad replied: " so that when i'm dead no one will dare touch your mom"

Joke 2:
Girl:" when we get married I wanna share all your worries and troubles"

Boy: " Tq darling but i dont have any!!!

Girl: silly, that's because we aren't married yet darling.

Well, dunno whether you people can get it